"Search for A Gooperstar" is the first track on the free CD that came with Issue 14 of the Moshi Monsters Magazine, preceding Moptop Tweenybop (My Hair's Too Long). It features a radioplay pieces of the Music Rox! auditions where several characters are in a waiting room, awaiting Simon Growl's judgment.
It is narrated by supposedly a presenter, in a talent show like style. Several characters are mentioned, but only the narrator, Simon Growl, The Moshi MonSTARS, Mr. Snoodle and Dr. Strangeglove play a part. Zack Binspin, who made cause for this free single, has no speaking role in this track.
Narrator: So, here we are at the Sandy Drain Luxury Hotel where our wannabe Gooperstars are about to discover if they've made it onto the forthcoming Moshi Monsters Music Rox album. The tension's unbearable! Big Bad Bill is on his fifth cup of hot Hoodoo Stew and Sweet Tooth's gooberries are well and truly twisted. First to discover their fate; it's Furi, Zommer, Poppet, Luvli, Diavlo and Katsuma.
Simon Growl: Come i-in.
Furi, Poppet, Luvli, Zommer, Diavlo, and Katsuma: *Greeting noises*
Simon Growl: I look at you all and I just don't see a single recording artist...
Furi, Poppet, Luvli, Zommer, Diavlo, and Katsuma: *Disappointed argumentative noises*
Simon Growl: ..I see SIX recording artists!
Furi, Poppet, Luvli, Zommer, Diavlo, and Katsuma: *Surprised noises*
Simon Growl: Guys, from now on, you're The Moshi MonSTARS.
The Moshi MonSTARS: *Cheering noises*
Narrator: Next in; Mr. Snoodle, the Silly Snuffler who traveled all the way from Franzipan Farm, but failed to impress during his first audition.
Simon Growl: Hmm, Mr. Snoodle..?
Mr. Snoodle: *Responding parping noise*
Simon Growl: You really want this, don't you?
Mr. Snoodle: *Agreeing parping noise*
Simon Growl: You know, you remind me of a young Bushy Fandango...
Mr. Snoodle: *Responsive parping noise*
Simon Growl: But I just don't think you're ready...
Mr. Snoodle: *Disappointed parping noise*
Simon Growl: I'm sorry. You haven't made it onto the Moshi Monsters Music Rox album. Try again next year.
Mr. Snoodle: *Devastated parping noise*
Narrator: Next in, it's-
Dr. Strangeglove: Out of my way, you fool!
Simon Growl: Ah, Strangeglove...your singing is a bit karaoke..but I've made my decision...and it's not good news...
Dr. Strangeglove: Why you sniffling high-trousered..!
Simon Growl: It's GOOPENDOUS news! You've made it onto the Music Rox album!
Dr. Strangeglove: MuhahahahaHEHEH!! Fishlips! Prepare my throat spray!
Narrator: Last in, it´s Zack Binspin.
Unnamed Zack Binspin fan: Ooh! Look, it´s Zack Binspin, haha!
Simon Growl: Zack, hands down you're the best Moptop I've ever heard. I think you're a little gooperstar. You're not just on this amazing Moshi Monsters Music Rox album; you're singing this splattastic free single! Take it away!