Squiff is a scarred orange glump with three eyes, which is unusual for a glump, and pink freckles. He has two visible teeth and peach coloured lips. He has a purple quiff of hair which may be why he is called 'Squiff.' He appears as if he is rather dimwitted or stupid but is infact one of the most skilled glumps. The X his scar is in the shape of might resemble something, but probably not.
What’s got three eyes, buck teeth and stupid hair? Squiff, of course! This naughty nugget might be golden but when it comes to being friendly, Squiff is worthless, especially when letting rip with an Iffy Squiffy Stinkbomb! Peeww!,