|First appearance||The Daily Growl|
Squiff is a scarred golden Glump, who was named by a player named mentalmolly11, with an unusual set of three eyes, and pink freckles. He has two visible teeth and peach coloured lips. He has a purple quiff of hair which may be why he is called 'Squiff.' He appears as if he is rather unaware, but is in fact one of the most skilled glumps.
What’s got three eyes, buck teeth and stupid hair? Squiff, of course! This naughty nugget might be golden but when it comes to being friendly, Squiff is worthless, especially when letting rip with an 'Iffy Squiffy Stinkbomb'! Peeww!
- In Moshi Monsters: The Great Moshling Egg he pretended to be The Great Moshling Egg after Dr. Strangeglove had stolen it.